nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

(Source: somethingclassic, via kissmehardwasted)

Timestamp: 1409527276

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

(via unretrieved)

willfuckfornuggets:

My ideal relationship is like:

Be cute together
Be cute together
Be cute together
Be cute together
HARDCORE SEX

*repeat as necessary*

(via streetlight-peoplex)

"I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then."

 Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass  (via ruber-sanguis)

(Source: larmoyante, via hungryeyesandthirstyhearts)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via unretrieved)

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now